THE BEGINNING – DORMS

Brad and Jordan lived separate but similar lives until September of 2004. Both were sports fans, both into computers, and both less than average height (but big hearts, blah blah blah…).

Brad came into college as freshman that fall on a track and cross country scholarship, as a local all star prep runner. Unfortunately it did not take him long to realize that playing video games took no energy, much unlike running.

Jordan was a sophomore at this time, and roomed with three participants in cross country.  Before long, Jordan, two of his room mates, and Brad were hanging out on a regular basis.  Between video games, poker, eating, and talking about how poor this particular college’s staff was, there was little time for studying.

However, Jordan tried his best to keep Brad active in classes. Soon, Brad was waking up to Jordan’s voice every morning, as he had changed Brad’s ringer to, “Wake up for stats, you a–hole.”

The 2004-2005 school was no sign for what was to come.

THE MIDDLE – APARTMENT 7

It was the work of the devil… when it was all said and done the two were living together in a one bedroom apartment (Brad used the living room as his bedroom) and neither had steady jobs. Rent was paid every month, groceries were bought sometimes, but the internet bill was priority number one.  Between the two of them they racked up thousands (an understatement) games of Halo 2.

At the same time, AIDS are to Africa, what Captain Morgan was to this apartment.  Had there been a secretary taking notes, she would have had to have been disposed of for knowing too much. But the stories she would have left behind would have been worth keeping her on staff. Any re-tellable stories will surely be listed in our wiki.

INTERMISSION – BRAD’S DEMISE?

From February to April of 2006 no one can account for Brad’s whereabouts. Not even himself.  However, it is rumored that Jordan had corn rows for a short while in this time.

THE MIDDLE CONTINUED – APARTMENT 12

Sighting of Brad occurred in May, and he showed up in time for kickball and to help Jordan move into his new apartment.  Over the next year they started groups on a popular site known as Facebook.  The groups – a poker group that played regularly at Jordan’s apartment, and a kickball group – grew in popularity and are the predecessors for this site.

As the years progress so do the number of inside jokes, stories, and sometimes outrageous events that happen to Brad, Jordan, and those around them.  This site was slightly spur of the moment, but will hopefully stand the test of time, as Brad and Jordan attempt to give you a tour of their clever idiocy.

THE END?

Let’s hope not. If this sight impresses just one person Brad and Jordan will keep it up and maintained.  So to all you adventure hating people out there, you’re out of luck, because they always impress themselves!