My sister Beth is graduating high school today. Her GPA is over a 4.0. Outstanding.
What does that being that smart mean for her? Well even though she is basically getting a full ride to college, she isn’t smart enough to not listen to her brother when he tells her to wear a pirate eye patch.

Call your mom or do something nice for her. One or the other, not both.
Here’s the only picture I could find of me and my ma. Unfortunately the rest of my family ruins the picture.

On a fun side note: I found that picture off of the best put together website in the world. My mom’s. [...]

Facebook added a new language to their settings list. Pretty good stuff. Here’s an example of a couple people liking my status.