As a celebrity living in the same home as THE Mr. Bradley Godzilla Tyler I would love to take the time to elaborate on a story that has permanently changed my life. This is the story of Adam “Evo” Everson.
It was a lonely scorching hot summer day. Actually the exact date was June 34th. I [...]
Now I know we plug a lot of youtube videos, but this one isn’t famous. This one is actually mostly filmed by me.
It is a clip of the SDSU wrestlers and their annual polar bearing. What is polar bearing? Check it out here. Please. This is a one of a kind video… I couldn’t find [...]
What would happen if Santa were black? I experimented to find out.
Here is Santa in the Midwest.
“Look, Mom! A black man!”
Here is Santa in the South.
…and Santa’s last stop (ever), Boston.
It was worth a try.
Not sure what happened, but here’s a screen shot of me trying my hand at Oregon Trail.
That third one down I can explain… I told Chase the mushroom was ‘bad,’ but he heard ‘rad.’ Kids. Whatchya gonna do?
I’m home for Christmas, and bored. I need a shuttle that runs from my parents house, to Sioux Falls, and back. That way driving to the bar and drinking a water would be by choice, and not because I’m a law abiding citizen.
Anywho… being back home, sleeping in the computer room, and spending too [...]
Me and this other person who won’t be named are having a debate. What is more gross. Blowing your nose and checking the tissue to make sure you got it all, or licking a Q-Tip before you stick it in your ear.
Please comment with your side. It’s very important.
These are real questions sent in by real readers of ABJ, answered by Brad.
In a hypothetical situation, who would win in a fight between you and Humpty Dumpty?
-Mother Goose
Brad: Hypothetically how hungry am I? Because when I’m hungry, that would be a large omelet. Also, what would Humpty have on me? Is he taking EGH [...]
A phone conversation between my sister Beth and I.
Me: Hello?
Beth: What accessories do you have for your iPod?
Me: None.
Beth: So you don’t have a wall charger for it?
Me: Nope.
Beth: Okay, that’s all I needed to know.
Me: K, bye.
So my first thought is that I assume I know what I am getting for Christmas.
Or maybe… this [...]
Sorry to all of the non-sports fans, there maybe be references you don’t get.
10. Tom Brady is good looking.
No one can argue this. It’s a fact. GQ even says so.
9. Randy Moss is good. He’s in at least 10 rap songs.
I would rap about him if I could, too.
8. The ‘72 Dolphins need to shut [...]